Our Proud Contribution to Climate Change

Because Global Warming Matters

We wanted to clarify our proud contribution to climate change, through the way our supply chain, and Ulfs, work.

Ulfs hate clutter. They really do. So, when they don’t want something (like when other people buy the wrong shit on their behalf), they put it in a box, and expect the box gone from their quarters within the day. Problem is, outside of combat gear, we don’t have a warehouse in Norway. Sure, lots of building everywhere, including on farms, but each with a specific purpose, and none to hoard shit.

So, we need to sent the unwanted item to our general warehouse. In… Canada. So, if it is near in Rena (the military base), it has to go across the country by truck, north to Tromsø, Alta, Hammerfest, Honningsvåg or Kirkenes. Probably around 2,000km. From there, it goes on one of our ships, bound for Canada. But the East Coast (and which stops everywhere: Svalbard, Iceland, Greenland…) Once on Canada’s East Coast, it goes by truck to the Pacific Coast, across the country (about 5,000km) by truck, all the way to Victoria BC, where our warehouse is located.

Then, dudes back in Norway will express interest for the stuff Ulfs didn’t want, so we will at this point ship it all the way back to Norway…

The exceptional efficiency of our supply chain is our great contribution to climate change.

You’re welcome.