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Keep Your Swimmers Healthy

Fertility rates are collapsing in the west. Don't be a statistic.

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Þórolfr hinn grárúlfr
Aug 06, 2022
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Since 1989 sperm count has been decreasing by almost 5% each year. A major factor is endocrine disrupters found in your environment, and that may be difficult to avoid if you don’t live in the middle of nowhere in relative self-sufficiency. Other factors, however, are completely controllable.

Underwear

Wearing (tight) underwear directly affects the health of your sperm. This is what underwear does to your nuts:

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