Just leave all your valuables on the front porch so the burglars don’t hurt anyone.

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Just leave all your valuables on the front porch so the burglars don’t hurt anyone.

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Just leave all your valuables on the front porch so the burglars don’t hurt anyone.

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Nov 02, 2026

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